I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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