I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
