I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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