I love black thongs
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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