I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How's work?
Spinning.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
