so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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