it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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