Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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