2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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