O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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