U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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