i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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