I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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