Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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