Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I look better un-naked...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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