Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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