You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
A bitchslap is in order.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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