I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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