ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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