I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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