I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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