Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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