The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
only you would photoshop your dick
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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