He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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