Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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