then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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