he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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