I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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