i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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