You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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