Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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