idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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