i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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