No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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