that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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