she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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