The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Where is the hickey?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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