Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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