new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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