Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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