I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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