I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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