actually, I'm a sock model
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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