I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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