I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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