he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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