I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it hurts more in the daytime
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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