I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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