You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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