If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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