Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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